Enjoying A Blowjob: A Female Perspective

I wish someone would condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into vodka.  How much more healthier I would be this morning.  Pounding hangover.  Would someone please just wrap me up in cotton and feed me lettuce?  Yeah, well they don’t call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles. 

Thank God for guest blog Fridays!!!!!

This next piece will tempt even the most picky of pricks.  I have been wet with anticipation of sharing it all week. It is on the tasty subject of blow jobs.  Mmmmmm….. hummers, the elixir for all that ails a girl.  But first a public service announcement.

Any gents that I am dating that might be reading this (especially those I might be seeing this weekend)…….  I offer this penis etiquette tip request of the day:

DON’T go grabbing the back of my head and shoving it down on your cock, like your penis is giving me a tonsillitis inspection. Blow jobs are an art form.  You wouldn’t go grabbing Van Gogh’s arm and jerk it all over the canvas would you?  Just leave the blowing to me.

Today’s guest blogger is an amazing writer from Love Sex and Marriage.  She personally would never brag about herself (except maybe that she had three squirting orgasms last night…  And therefore had to scrub her couch this morning!).

But she does reflect this in her own words: ‘I’m just a girl who loves sex.  And wants to help others have great sex.”   Thank you LS&M for helping us kick off Fuck Buddy Friday with such an inspirational piece!!

I’ve written about giving the perfect blow job, but tonight I realized something important was left out.  It focused on what to do with your hands, your mouth.  Where to touch.  How.  When.  I don’t think I even mentioned why I love sucking cock and the great things about it.  And there are some great things.  Many great things.  And there are things that men can do while I’m licking them (stroking, nibbling, blowing) that make the experience even better.  More primal.  I get wet just thinking about it.

• Wrap your hand up in my hair.  This is sexy anytime I’m going down on you, but particularly if I’m on my knees.  You don’t have to pull it (you can if you want), but wrap it around your hand and put a little pressure on my roots.  While you’re doing this, you can force my head back, pulling your cock out of my mouth now and again, forcing me to look up at you.  I don’t really know why that’s so hot, but it is.

• Be vocal!  I don’t need a play-by-play of what I’m doing.  After all, it’s my mouth your cock is in.  But you need to let me know that you like what I’m doing.  That it feels good.  And if you’re uncomfortable verbalizing specific acts (“I love it when you lick my taint”) make some god damn noise!  I tell you what, a fellow blogger recently discussed gay porn, and I’ve become addicted.  Although the men are hot, I can’t get enough of it due to how much noise these guys make.  I wish I could just record it and listen to it on my way to work in the morning.  And on my lunch break.  And…  you get the picture.  So moan, groan, do something.  Make some fucking noise!  You make think you sound silly, but the juices running down my legs say differently.

• Gag me.  Not a lot.  But just enough.  It turns me on.  Maybe it’s the idea that your cock’s so big I can’t take it all.  Maybe it’s the fact that I’m willing to gag just to pleasure you.  But either way, it gets me going.  Since your hand is already wrapped up in my hair, you just have to press my head down a little while I’m sucking your cock.  Not too much (I don’t like to be suffocated), just enough that you hit the back of my throat.  Yep.  Just like that.  Perfect!
  

• Fuck my mouth.  I love it when M gets so hot that he can’t control it and just takes over, using me.  Using my mouth.  Just remember guys, I’m going to put my hand around the base of your cock when you fuck my mouth though.  This keeps me from puking on you if you go to deep.  Although I love to gag, if you are really going at it, I need to make sure that you can finish with out me having to pull my head off to vomit!  (lovely imagery…).  But really.  It’s okay to really go at it.  Use me.  Fuck me.
  

• Cum in my mouth.  Give me a head’s up that it’s cumming, but definitely shoot it in my mouth.  Down my throat.  Mmmm.  I love it.  Love it.  Love it.  I’m not a big fan of facials, but it that’s what turns you on, we can do that as well.  Just make sure it doesn’t get in my eye.  I hate it when it gets in my eye!  It burns!  It hurts!  But I prefer in my mouth.  Down my throat.

These are my favorite things about blow jobs.  These are the things that make me dripping wet when I suck cock.  I don’t know about you ladies and gents, but a nice hard cock in my mouth…  It’s heaven!  And if you do finish in my mouth, you better be ready for round two, because I’ve just soaked my panties…