10. Can we use your ass tonight? Mine hurts.
9. Lorena Bobbit is just misunderstood.
8. Sorry I broke wind on the first lick.
7. Aww.... that must have been your first time. You didn’t tell me you’re a virgin!
6. I should poop first before you go in there.
5. Do you like to try new things? I saw this thing with a monkey once....